A: Well, thanks to the wonders of modern science, we're finally close to obtaining an answer to this ancient brain-boggler:
ABHAY KHOSLA'S BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA!!!
Frightenend? Intrigued? You bloody well should be!
Go check it out:
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4.
The fifth and final part of this epic saga is still to come. Maybe Stoker will bounce back to shock victory, but right now Khosla's got him on the ropes and he doesn't look like he's going to let up...